Population | 11.019 billion |
Capital | Dux Milan |
Leader | General Ramses Pualani |
Faith | Dáxlam |
Currency | Dáxlamic Mark |
Animal | Zarpathian Mastiff |
The Collective Republic of Dux Milan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Ramses Pualani with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 11.019 billion Dux Milanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dux Milan. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Dux Milanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,595 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,801 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dux Milan's national animal is the Zarpathian Mastiff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.
Dux Milan is ranked 296,120th in the world and 188th in Declansburg for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.99 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dux Milan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Dux Milan was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Aquatic State of Waterstania, killing 99 million zombies and restoring to an undecided nation!
- : Dux Milan was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Most High State of Lecal, infecting 29 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Dux Milan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Dux Milan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Dux Milan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Dux Milan's influence in Declansburg rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Dux Milan, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.
- : Following new legislation in Dux Milan, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in Dux Milan, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics.