The Federation of Dutch Socialist States is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Karel Huissen with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.379 billion Dutchmen are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Dutch economy, worth 74.4 trillion Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. Average income is 53,972 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Karel Huissen, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutch Socialist States's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutch Socialist States is ranked 230,647^th in the world and 361^st in Crimson Spire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.