The Kingdom of Dutch Linde is a very large, safe nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 126 million Lindans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 35.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dutch Lindan economy, worth 8.09 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 64,209 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, glamping Lindans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, builders across Dutch Linde are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Dutch Linde City. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutch Linde's national animal is the Golden Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dutch Linde is ranked 59,488^th in the world and 353^rd in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 27.69 flags saluted per person per day.