The United Empire of Duswya is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Empress with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.382 billion Duswyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southtrap. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Duswyan economy, worth 97.0 trillion Traitors Dimes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Information Technology. Average income is 70,189 Traitors Dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duswya's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult Of GlitchTrap.

Duswya is ranked 35,593^rd in the world and 38^th in First World Order for Most Secular, with 33.48 Atheism Rate.