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Most Primitive: 3,598thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,643rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,081st
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Durostans test alt

Population2.793 billion

CapitalThat one Bargain Bin at spencer's
LeaderDerek
FaithJoeism

CurrencyPlush toy
AnimalSusi Baka

The Meme repository of Durostans test alt is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Derek with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.793 billion Durostans test altis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of That one Bargain Bin at spencer's. The average income tax rate is 57.7%.

The very strong Durostans test alti economy, worth 231 trillion Plush toys a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,722 Plush toys, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Durostans test alt's national animal is the Susi Baka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeism.

Durostans test alt is ranked 65,758th in the world and 24th in Bozarkia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,759.15 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Primitive: 3,598thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,643rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,081stTop
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Most Patriotic: 24,319thNicest Citizens: 26,257thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,284th
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 36th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionBest Weather: 41st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Durostans test alt, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Durostans test alt, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Durostans test alt, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in Durostans test alt, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Durostans test alt, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in Durostans test alt, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship.
  • : Following new legislation in Durostans test alt, the dartboard at the Durostans test alti Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Derek's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Durostans test alt, the That one Bargain Bin at spencer's Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.
  • : Following new legislation in Durostans test alt, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.
  • : Following new legislation in Durostans test alt, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.

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