The Nationstates of Duckylovesyou is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by rizzler gyatt with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.311 billion Duckylovesyouans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sigma Town. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Duckylovesyouan economy, worth 209 trillion eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,500 eggs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duckylovesyou's national animal is the minotaur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Rizzlam.

Duckylovesyou is ranked 330,110^th in the world and 4^th in Hideaway from the gay for Most Pacifist, with 4.3 cheeks turned per day.