Population | 15.754 billion |
Capital | the Atrophic Atrium |
Leader | One Who Breeds |
Faith | Messianic Universalist Panetheism |
Currency | adipose tissue |
Animal | thrashing bloody corpse bag |
The Righteous Discharge of Drunken Polygomists is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by One Who Breeds with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.754 billion Drunken Polygomists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Atrophic Atrium. The average income tax rate is 27.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Drunken Polygomist economy, worth a remarkable 3,550 trillion adipose tissues a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 225,393 adipose tissues, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in the Atrophic Atrium, and recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for One Who Breeds's eyes only'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Drunken Polygomists's national animal is the thrashing bloody corpse bag, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Messianic Universalist Panetheism.
Drunken Polygomists is ranked 268,295th in the world and 9,205th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 11.8145063276 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Drunken Polygomists's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Drunken Polygomists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Largest Mining Sector and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Drunken Polygomists's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Drunken Polygomists changed its national animal to "thrashing bloody corpse bag".
- : Drunken Polygomists altered its national flag.
- : Drunken Polygomists was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Drunken Polygomists ceased to exist in Enowiden.
- : Drunken Polygomists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
- : Drunken Polygomists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 5% for Most Patriotic and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Drunken Polygomists's influence in Enowiden rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".