The Kingdom of Drosnakajak is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 575 million Drosnakians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of klina city. The average income tax rate is 44.0%.

The all-consuming Drosnakoe economy, worth 50.3 trillion Drosnis a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,412 Drosnis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', and condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drosnakajak's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drosnakajak is ranked 198,940^th in the world and 8,264^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.1 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.