The Dreymon Kingdom of Dreyvia is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.812 billion Dreyvians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Public Transport, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The strong Dreyvian economy, worth 400 trillion Amethysts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,259 Amethysts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 330,374 per year while the poor average 3,213, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and escalators are avoided at all costs. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dreyvia's national animal is the Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dreyvia is ranked 56,595^th in the world and 211^th in Europe for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 5,263.64 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.