The Slab follower of Drew Durrnil is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by concrete slab with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.878 billion Durrnilians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Administration and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of dream. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Durrnilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,136 trillion dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 317,560 dreams, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,236,293 per year while the poor average 15,272, a ratio of 146 to 1.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Drew Durrnil's national animal is the dream, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is slabism.

Drew Durrnil is ranked 42,251^st in the world and 359^th in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 31.4 trillion Standard Monetary Units.