Population | 1.365 billion |
Capital | Nofreedomia |
Leader | Supreme Dictator Overlord |
Faith | Drenthism |
Currency | DAWS Dollar |
Animal | naked mole-rat |
The Holy Authority of Drenth Islands is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Dictator Overlord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, fear of technology, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.365 billion Drenth Islanders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nofreedomia. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Drenth Islandian economy, worth 129 trillion DAWS Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,072 DAWS Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, Drenth Islanders are unrivalled in obstacle courses, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and funding for education has been redirected into the military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drenth Islands's national animal is the naked mole-rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Drenthism.
Drenth Islands is ranked 2,080th in the world and 3rd in The Trout Essembly for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 53.08 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Drenth Islands, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
- : Drenth Islands lodged a message on the The Trout Essembly Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Drenth Islands, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
- : Drenth Islands lodged a message on the The Trout Essembly Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Drenth Islands, Drenth Islanders are unrivalled in obstacle courses.
- : Following new legislation in Drenth Islands, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
- : Following new legislation in Drenth Islands, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
- : Drenth Islands lodged a message on the The Trout Essembly Regional Message Board.
- : Drenth Islands ejected The Dictatorship of Gothic-Republic from The Trout Essembly.
- : Drenth Islands endorsed The Dictatorship of Volgmiykgrad.