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Most Primitive: 894thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,933rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,080th
The Holy Authority of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strength Through Compliance
Influence
Duckspeaker
Chief Operations Officer( Embassy)
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Drenth Islands

Population1.365 billion

CapitalNofreedomia
LeaderSupreme Dictator Overlord
FaithDrenthism

CurrencyDAWS Dollar
Animalnaked mole-rat

The Holy Authority of Drenth Islands is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Dictator Overlord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, fear of technology, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.365 billion Drenth Islanders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nofreedomia. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Drenth Islandian economy, worth 129 trillion DAWS Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,072 DAWS Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, Drenth Islanders are unrivalled in obstacle courses, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and funding for education has been redirected into the military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drenth Islands's national animal is the naked mole-rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Drenthism.

Drenth Islands is ranked 2,080th in the world and 3rd in The Trout Essembly for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 53.08 missed references per hour.

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Most Primitive: 894thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,933rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,080thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,589thMost Authoritarian: 6,425thMost Patriotic: 6,980thMost Devout: 9,641stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,168thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,777thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,347thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,922ndMost Conservative: 14,323rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,518thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,288thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 16,185thBest Weather: 16,848thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,039thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,697thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,186thLowest Crime Rates: 24,062ndLargest Black Market: 26,351stLargest Governments: 30,267th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 25th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30th in the regionMost Conservative: 31st in the region

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