The Federated Socialist Republic of Dragoste is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by General Secretary Vládek Álondresk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.066 billion Dragostynna'am hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Széqelir. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dragostynna economy, worth a remarkable 2,731 trillion Mérkjes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 136,118 Mérkjes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Széqelir" t-shirts, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dragoste's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Humanist Universalism.

Dragoste is ranked 14,419^th in the world and 926^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.82 law-abiding acts per hour.