Population | 10.771 billion |
Capital | Wyvernia |
Leader | Hayward Schoel |
Faith | Utopianism |
Currency | drake |
Animal | honey badger |
The Fair Auroran Lands of Dragoon Republic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hayward Schoel with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.771 billion Dragoonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wyvernia. The average income tax rate is 9.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dragoon Republician economy, worth a remarkable 2,774 trillion drakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 257,572 drakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's air force consists of strongly-worded letters folded into paper airplanes, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime is totally unknown. Dragoon Republic's national animal is the honey badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Utopianism.
Dragoon Republic is ranked 156,804th in the world and 2,978th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 136.83045409512 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dragoon Republic, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
- : Following new legislation in Dragoon Republic, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
- : Following new legislation in Dragoon Republic, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Dragoon Republic, the nation's air force consists of strongly-worded letters folded into paper airplanes.
- : Following new legislation in Dragoon Republic, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-drake mansions.
- : Following new legislation in Dragoon Republic, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
- : Following new legislation in Dragoon Republic, visions of giant pink honey badgers are a common side effect after Dragoonians eat their meals.
- : Following new legislation in Dragoon Republic, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in Dragoon Republic, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
- : Following new legislation in Dragoon Republic, in a baffling press conference Hayward Schoel proudly dismantled a broken door.