The Mages of Dragonsguard XXXIV is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.029 billion Dragonsguard XXXIVians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.5%.

The strong Dragonsguard XXXIVian economy, worth 116 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,355 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, and the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dragonsguard XXXIV's national animal is the dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Dragonsguard XXXIV is ranked 248,130^th in the world and 4,223^rd in Artificial Solar System for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -2.45 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.