Population | 46.659 billion |
Capital | Da'Khiem |
Leader | Director Hotan |
Faith | Kurosite Thought |
Currency | units of manifest labour |
Animal | Drapoel shoveler |
The Kurosite People's Republic of Dra-pol is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Director Hotan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 46.659 billion Drapoel are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Da'Khiem. The income tax rate is 100%.
The all-consuming Drapoel economy, worth an astonishing 26,780 trillion units of manifest labours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 573,964 units of manifest labours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", and the entire entry for Dra-pol in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dra-pol's national animal is the Drapoel shoveler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kurosite Thought.
Dra-pol is ranked 340,117th in the world and 10th in A Modern World for Most Pacifist, with 1.6 cheeks turned per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dra-pol, the entire entry for Dra-pol in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
- : Dra-pol's influence in A Modern World rose from "Sprat" to "Powerbroker".
- : Dra-pol relocated from Lazarus to A Modern World.
- : Dra-pol was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Dra-pol ceased to exist in A Modern World.
- : Dra-pol was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Dra-pol was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Dead.
- : Dra-pol was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Largest Mining Sector.
- : Dra-pol was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Dra-pol lodged a message on the A Modern World Regional Message Board.