| Population | 11.912 billion |
| Capital | Equestria |
| Leader | Time Turner |
| Faith | Cards |
| Currency | Hourglass |
| Animal | Pony |
The Timey Wimey Adventurer of Dr Hooves is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Time Turner with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.912 billion Dr Hoovesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equestria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Dr Hoovesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,227 trillion Hourglasses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 270,904 Hourglasses, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution, Dr Hooves's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, and patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dr Hooves's national animal is the Pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.
Dr Hooves is ranked 159,966th in the world and 51st in Equestria for Most Patriotic, with 10.15 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Dr Hooves, patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises.
- : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
- : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, Dr Hooves's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
- : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution.
- : Dr Hooves was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes, and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
- : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, citizens who want to celebrate the holidays generally deck the halls with old newspaper trimmings and dirty socks.
- : Dr Hooves was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
- : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, the face of Time Turner is a permanent feature of the Equestria skyline.
