The Republic of Pigeonia of Dorpatia2 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 796 million Dorpatians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dorpat. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Dorpatian economy, worth 41.3 trillion Dorpatian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,833 Dorpatian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', mollycoddled youths run the country, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dorpatia2's national animal is the The Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dorpatia2 is ranked 68,374^th in the world and 2^nd in Sozialists United for Most Extreme, scoring 27.83 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.