Dont tell me ur too blind to see
Population | 5.137 billion |
Capital | Rick |
Leader | Rick Astley |
Currency | Rick |
Animal | Rick |
The Rick of Dont tell me ur too blind to see is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.137 billion Dont tell me ur too blind to seeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rick. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dont tell me ur too blind to seean economy, worth 699 trillion Ricks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,079 Ricks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else, the Dont Tell Me Ur Too Blind To Seean Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dont tell me ur too blind to see's national animal is the Rick, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Dont tell me ur too blind to see is ranked 281,002nd in the world and 437th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Secular, with 10.15 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dont tell me ur too blind to see, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
- : Following new legislation in Dont tell me ur too blind to see, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
- : Following new legislation in Dont tell me ur too blind to see, the Dont Tell Me Ur Too Blind To Seean Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely.
- : Following new legislation in Dont tell me ur too blind to see, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else.
- : Following new legislation in Dont tell me ur too blind to see, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
- : Following new legislation in Dont tell me ur too blind to see, complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime.
- : Following new legislation in Dont tell me ur too blind to see, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
- : Following new legislation in Dont tell me ur too blind to see, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Dont tell me ur too blind to see was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Dont tell me ur too blind to see, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.