The Dictatorship of Donald t is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The guy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.52 billion Jerks are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Municipality of laxdon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jerking economy, worth 231 trillion Freedoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 152,311 Freedoms, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 610,158 per year while the poor average 25,511, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.

Pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, most academic research has ground to a halt, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, and girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Donald t's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Worship of leader.

Donald t is ranked 220,851^st in the world and 1^st in The return of downtown coolsville for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 110.19 on the Hickory Productivity Index.