The F u r r y of Dollystana is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Your Meowjesty Queen Dolly with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.892 billion Dollystanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meowth City. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dollystanian economy, worth 378 trillion Dolly Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 97,363 Dolly Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport, it is rumoured that Your Meowjesty Queen Dolly uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime is totally unknown. Dollystana's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Meowthism.

Dollystana is ranked 216,315^th in the world and 17^th in Just relax for Most Primitive, scoring -302.91 on the Scary Big Number Scale.