The Theocracy of Dofelkvic is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Dofel Kieran Vincent Isaac Colt with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, soft-spoken computers, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.354 billion Dofellians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colt City. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dofelly economy, worth 985 trillion ponies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 184,057 ponies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dofelkvic's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gallopy.

Dofelkvic is ranked 105,676^th in the world and 1^st in Dofelkvic for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,056.91 on the Hickory Productivity Index.