The Orthodox land of Djoland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dimitrije Ljotic with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.458 billion Serbians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smederevo. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Djolandian economy, worth 329 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,188 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of eagles and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djoland's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Djoland is ranked 87,986^th in the world and 144^th in Declansburg for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.46 law-abiding acts per hour.