The Republic of Djenland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Þorvarður Þorvarðsson with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.745 billion Djenlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hæðsjorborg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Djenlandian economy, worth 224 trillion Djenlandian Florints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 128,743 Djenlandian Florints, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, parking's carefree without parking car fees, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, and editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Djenland's national animal is the Eagle.

Djenland is ranked 113,949^th in the world and 474^th in NationStates for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,087.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.