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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,011thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,101stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,839th
The Confederate State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Soles et Citrus Aurantium
Influence
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WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Dixie Florida

Population14.095 billion

CapitalTampa
LeaderKing Aurantium
FaithThe Southern Baptist Church

CurrencyDollar
AnimalAmerican Alligator

The Confederate State of Dixie Florida is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Aurantium with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.095 billion Floridians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tampa. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dixie Floridan economy, worth a remarkable 2,732 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,872 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

In coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dixie Florida's national animal is the American Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Southern Baptist Church.

Dixie Florida is ranked 10,701st in the world and 4th in Dixie for Most Cultured, scoring 115 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,011thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,101stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,839thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,852ndFattest Citizens: 2,148thMost Devout: 2,341stTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,774thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,644thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,293rdLargest Mining Sector: 6,674thMost Influential: 7,974thHighest Economic Output: 8,180thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,252ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,300thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,895thMost Patriotic: 9,480thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,488thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,523rdLargest Black Market: 10,496thMost Cultured: 10,701stHighest Average Incomes: 10,937thLargest Retail Industry: 11,652ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,681stMost Stationary: 13,033rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,563rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,621stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,284thTop
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Most Armed: 18,713thMost Authoritarian: 20,401stLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,515thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,230thLargest Populations: 28,775thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28,835th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dixie Florida, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Dixie Florida, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests.
  • : Following new legislation in Dixie Florida, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Dixie Florida, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
  • : Dixie Florida lodged a message on the Dixie Regional Message Board.
  • : Dixie Florida was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Dixie Florida, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Dixie Florida, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in Dixie Florida, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all.
  • : Following new legislation in Dixie Florida, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.

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