Population | 14.095 billion |
Capital | Tampa |
Leader | King Aurantium |
Faith | The Southern Baptist Church |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | American Alligator |
The Confederate State of Dixie Florida is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Aurantium with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.095 billion Floridians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tampa. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dixie Floridan economy, worth a remarkable 2,732 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,872 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
In coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dixie Florida's national animal is the American Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Southern Baptist Church.
Dixie Florida is ranked 10,701st in the world and 4th in Dixie for Most Cultured, scoring 115 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dixie Florida, all footpaths have tollbooths.
- : Following new legislation in Dixie Florida, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests.
- : Following new legislation in Dixie Florida, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.
- : Following new legislation in Dixie Florida, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
- : Dixie Florida lodged a message on the Dixie Regional Message Board.
- : Dixie Florida was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Dixie Florida, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
- : Following new legislation in Dixie Florida, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in Dixie Florida, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all.
- : Following new legislation in Dixie Florida, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Pilltania.