The Juche People's Republic of Divided Free Land is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nahkambaru Uujila with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 5.38 billion Kumarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namhung. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kumarian economy, worth 702 trillion Grogeayas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 130,643 Grogeayas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode, and military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Divided Free Land's national animal is the Overase Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Divided Free Land is ranked 296,634^th in the world and 5,292^nd in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 7.09 cheeks turned per day.