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Dithmarse

Population1.884 billion

CapitalHeissen
LeaderKarl Liebknecht
FaithLibertarian Socialism

CurrencyDucat
Animalcat and herring

The People's Republic of Dithmarse is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Karl Liebknecht with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.884 billion Dithmarseans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heissen. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dithmarsean economy, worth 298 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 158,216 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dithmarse's national animal is the cat and herring, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Libertarian Socialism.

Dithmarse is ranked 241,259th in the world and 28th in Soviet Democracy for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 20.57 Whatever.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,853rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,874thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,919thTop
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Safest: 2,855thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,894thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,261stMost Inclusive: 3,264thNicest Citizens: 3,301stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,642ndMost Developed: 4,123rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,461stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,475thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,915thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,960thMost Pacifist: 5,035thHealthiest Citizens: 5,390thSmartest Citizens: 5,442ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,513thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,617thLargest Governments: 5,650thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,784thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,576thMost Cultured: 6,586thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,764thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,412thMost Secular: 8,586thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,055thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,363rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12,510thMost Influential: 13,457thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,724thMost Efficient Economies: 13,919thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,011thBest Weather: 15,714thMost Income Equality: 15,886thMost Politically Free: 23,763rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,593rd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dithmarse, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Dithmarse, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Dithmarse, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Dithmarse, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Dithmarse, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Dithmarse, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dithmarse, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dithmarse, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Dithmarse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Dithmarse, every workday begins with group therapy.

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Varmastaat, Luperca, Close-Lands, Survaek, Technocratic Union of Britain, and Frekhborlo.

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