The Kingdom of Distracted Boyfriend is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.097 billion Distracted Boyfriendians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.2%.

The strong Distracted Boyfriendian economy, worth 584 trillion vapeses a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 52,649 vapeses, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Distracted Boyfriend's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Distracted Boyfriend is ranked 225,589^th in the world and 19^th in Memeverse for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.49 law-abiding acts per hour.