The Absolute principality of Discorddd is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mohamed Salah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.04 billion Discordddians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adu Dhabi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.7%.

The Discordddian economy, worth 58.2 trillion Dirhams a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,941 Dirhams, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Discorddd Blood Tithe, Discorddd's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Discorddd's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Discorddd is ranked 81,961^st in the world and 50^th in Flanelistan for Most Patriotic, with 22.28 flags saluted per person per day.