The Colony of DinoNet is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.453 billion Netians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dino City. The average income tax rate is 44.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong DinoNetian economy, worth 367 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,254 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, two inland cities have unveiled their new desalination plants, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime is totally unknown. DinoNet's national animal is the dinosaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

DinoNet is ranked 171,127^th in the world and 250^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Black Market, with 784 billion Standard Monetary Units.