Population | 1.874 billion |
Capital | oh sh*t |
Leader | Dingus the 73rd |
Faith | Stupidity |
Currency | Misplaced Landmine |
Animal | Eldritch Beast |
The Dimwits of Dingusville2 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dingus the 73rd with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.874 billion Dingusvillians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of oh sh*t. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Dingusville2ian economy, worth 142 trillion Misplaced Landmines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 76,289 Misplaced Landmines, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, thousands of citizens have been evicted from their homes so as 'not to cause a fuss' on the international scene, television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment, and organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dingusville2's national animal is the Eldritch Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stupidity.
Dingusville2 is ranked 322,845th in the world and 18,551st in Chicken overlords for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12.96 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dingusville2 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Expropriation".
- : Following new legislation in Dingusville2, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
- : Following new legislation in Dingusville2, television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment.
- : Dingusville2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Dingusville2, thousands of citizens have been evicted from their homes so as 'not to cause a fuss' on the international scene.
- : Following new legislation in Dingusville2, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
- : Following new legislation in Dingusville2, solid-gold toilets are Dingusville2ian prisons' least expensive furnishings.
- : Following new legislation in Dingusville2, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Dingusville2, Dingusvillians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
- : Following new legislation in Dingusville2, AIs make up a majority of the long-term warehouse population.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.