The Inglorious People's Republic of Dictatorial Yaradan is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.458 billion Yaradanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Yaradanian economy, worth 122 trillion U-Tins a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 35,489 U-Tins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,732 per year while the poor average 2,224, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dictatorial Yaradan's national animal is the Tigger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dictatorial Yaradan is ranked 187,304^th in the world and 80^th in Mrs Doubtfire for Most Primitive, scoring -68.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.