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Rudest Citizens: 353rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 506thFattest Citizens: 775th
The New Republic of
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Our Union Forever
President Sneed
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Diche Choklate

Population5.188 billion

CapitalTownsville
LeaderPresident Sneed
FaithCanoism

CurrencyCashmark
AnimalAlligator

The New Republic of Diche Choklate is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Sneed with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.188 billion Choklatians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Townsville. The average income tax rate is 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Choklatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,477 trillion Cashmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 284,790 Cashmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, a third of Choklatians are e-certified CEOs, and it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Choklatian restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Diche Choklate's national animal is the Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Canoism.

Diche Choklate is ranked 101,946th in the world and 183rd in Sonindia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,331.17 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 353rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 506thFattest Citizens: 775thHighest Disposable Incomes: 868thLargest Retail Industry: 874thMost Avoided: 1,000thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,159thMost Armed: 1,265thHighest Crime Rates: 1,370thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,983rdTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,157thLargest Mining Sector: 2,305thHighest Average Incomes: 2,316thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,472ndHighest Drug Use: 2,570thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,577thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,874thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,913thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,988thMost Efficient Economies: 3,091stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,117thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,228thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,515thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,816thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,054thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,132ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,214thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,384thMost Inclusive: 4,570thLargest Black Market: 5,323rdSmartest Citizens: 5,823rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,949thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,326thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,448thMost Cultured: 7,647thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 10,752ndMost Secular: 11,497thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,611thLargest Governments: 11,830thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,995thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,338thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,738th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionNudest: 32nd in the region

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