Population | 3.779 billion |
Currency | Bit |
Animal | Pony |
The Republic of Devote is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, devout population of 3.779 billion Devoteans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Devotean economy, worth 277 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,337 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Warning signs caution Devoteans where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', the government is spending billions of taxpayer Bits to support "struggling" industries, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Devote's national animal is the Pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Devote is ranked 84,250th in the world and 209th in Sunset Shimmer for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,286.91 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Devote was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in Devote, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts.
- : Following new legislation in Devote, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in Devote, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Bits to support "struggling" industries.
- : Following new legislation in Devote, warning signs caution Devoteans where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
- : Following new legislation in Devote, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Devote flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
- : Following new legislation in Devote, a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger.
- : Following new legislation in Devote, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Devote, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Following new legislation in Devote, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.