The Military Storage of Cards of Destructive Government Economic Soldier is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Captain Spock with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 13.622 billion Destructive Government Economic Soldierians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 57.4%.

The all-consuming Destructive Government Economic Soldierian economy, worth a remarkable 1,600 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,514 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Patriots insist that size does matter, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Destructive Government Economic Soldier's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Destructive Government Economic Soldier is ranked 34,472^nd in the world and 12^th in Haiku for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.23 law-abiding acts per hour.