Population | 2.051 billion |
Capital | Derp City |
Leader | President Derpify |
Currency | credit |
Animal | Red Fox |
The United States of Derpiness is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Derpify with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.051 billion Derpinessians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derp City. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Derpinessian economy, worth 166 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,294 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, and the new biography of President Derpify is subtitled "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate the Bomb". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Derpiness's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Derpiness is ranked 275,829th in the world and 9,445th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 8.52629315428 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Derpiness's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Derpiness's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Derpiness, the new biography of President Derpify is subtitled "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate the Bomb".
- : Following new legislation in Derpiness, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
- : Following new legislation in Derpiness, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Derpiness, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
- : Derpiness was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Derpiness, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Derpiness was refounded in Balder.
- : Derpiness ceased to exist in The North Pacific.