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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 507thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 592ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 940th
The Angry Southern Federation of
Corporate Police State
By Sword, Shield, and Flask
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Dernel

Population9.301 billion

CapitalIllaria
LeaderSantino Tentatellhi
FaithAtheism

CurrencyDernellian Blunt
AnimalArmadillo Girdled Lizard

The Angry Southern Federation of Dernel is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Santino Tentatellhi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, flagrant waste-dumping, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.301 billion Dernellians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Illaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dernelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,444 trillion Dernellian Blunts a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 370,301 Dernellian Blunts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,561,332 per year while the poor average 56,906, a ratio of 27.4 to 1.

The government has become increasingly militant, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Dernelian restaurants, the only place where one can see the Dernelian cherry tree is in a museum, and it turns out that your missing Roomba has run off to join the circus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dernel's national animal is the Armadillo Girdled Lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Dernel is ranked 229,832nd in the world and 6,914th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 25.1683519478 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 507thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 592ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 940thMost Secular: 948thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,207thLargest Black Market: 1,324thMost Armed: 1,339thHighest Average Incomes: 1,424thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,956thRudest Citizens: 2,186thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,224thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,353rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,425thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,668thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,795thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,117thMost Efficient Economies: 3,125thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,136thLargest Mining Sector: 3,316thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,671stFattest Citizens: 4,905thLargest Governments: 4,983rdMost Patriotic: 4,993rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,050thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,368thMost Developed: 5,820thHighest Economic Output: 5,951stSmartest Citizens: 6,694thLowest Crime Rates: 8,512thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,437thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,741stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,958thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,627thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,658thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,668thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,883rdMost Conservative: 25,985th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 49th in the regionLargest Black Market: 57th in the regionMost Armed: 72nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 72nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 75th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 77th in the regionRudest Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 89th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 99th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 119th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 162nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 166th in the regionMost Avoided: 180th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 192nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 193rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 206th in the regionLargest Governments: 225th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 260th in the regionFattest Citizens: 275th in the regionMost Developed: 278th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 311th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 316th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 316th in the regionMost Patriotic: 326th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 473rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 484th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 613th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 673rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 726th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 820th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 951st in the regionMost Conservative: 1,020th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,021st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,030th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dernel's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Dernel published "Casaba Orbital Strike Module for Orbital Security" (Account: Military).
  • : Dernel's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Dernel's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Dernel's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Dernel was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Dernel altered its national flag.
  • : Dernel was refounded in Balder.
  • : Dernel ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Dernel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

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