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Most Valuable International Artwork: 504thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 962ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,503rd
The Holy Lucky Christmas Warzon of
Psychotic Dictatorship
moon
Mstforn the fifth
Influence
Power
Your all-powerfull overlord
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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DEPRESSION AND ADHD

Population1.568 billion

CapitalDprssd klso
LeaderMstforn the fifth
Faithklsoism

CurrencyGOLD KLSO
AnimalSouls

The Holy Lucky Christmas Warzon of DEPRESSION AND ADHD is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mstforn the fifth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.568 billion Lost souls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dprssd klso. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lost economy, worth 328 trillion GOLD KLSOES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,276 GOLD KLSOES, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 647,175 per year while the poor average 52,174, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Lost as 'your finger, you fool', what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, and sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DEPRESSION AND ADHD's national animal is the Souls, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is klsoism.

DEPRESSION AND ADHD is ranked 4,513th in the world and 1st in depressed kelso for Most Patriotic, with 86.34 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 504thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 962ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,503rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,596thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,432ndTop
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Nudest: 4,448thMost Patriotic: 4,513thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,366thMost Avoided: 5,604thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,002ndLargest Mining Sector: 7,878thMost Authoritarian: 8,226thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,796thHighest Average Incomes: 9,653rdMost Conservative: 10,899thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,036thLargest Black Market: 12,344thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,596thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,491stHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,414thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 16,081stLargest Governments: 16,731stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,939thLowest Crime Rates: 27,118th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : DEPRESSION AND ADHD's influence in Depressed kelso rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : DEPRESSION AND ADHD's influence in Depressed kelso rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : DEPRESSION AND ADHD was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in DEPRESSION AND ADHD, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
  • : Following new legislation in DEPRESSION AND ADHD, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.
  • : Following new legislation in DEPRESSION AND ADHD, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Lost as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : DEPRESSION AND ADHD was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in DEPRESSION AND ADHD, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in DEPRESSION AND ADHD, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Following new legislation in DEPRESSION AND ADHD, citizens can freely debate whether Mstforn the fifth is a great leader or the greatest leader.

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