by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 34thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 184thMost Corrupt Governments: 199th
The Borisovian Regime of
Corporate Police State
For a Return to that Golden Age of the Confederation...
Mykhail Borisov
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.427 billion

LeaderMykhail Borisov
FaithCult of the Viceroy

Animalcomputer mouse

The Borisovian Regime of Depackya is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mykhail Borisov with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.427 billion Depackyans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubrova. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Depackyan economy, worth a remarkable 3,186 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 495,752 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,467,516 per year while the poor average 131,543, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', money grows on trees, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Depackyan Liberator", and the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Mykhail Borisov's rear echelons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Depackya's national animal is the computer mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Viceroy.

Depackya is ranked 243,147th in the world and 288th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Secular, with 0.85 Atheism Rate.

Largest Retail Industry: 34thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 184thMost Corrupt Governments: 199thLargest Insurance Industry: 239thMost Avoided: 245thMost Valuable International Artwork: 302ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 316thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 323rdHighest Average Incomes: 324thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 356thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 391stFattest Citizens: 422ndMost Efficient Economies: 431stLargest Mining Sector: 508thLargest Agricultural Sector: 548thMost Devout: 552ndMost Influential: 614thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 644thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 660thRudest Citizens: 805thHighest Disposable Incomes: 873rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 988thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,137thLargest Black Market: 1,465thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,508thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,828thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,953rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,598thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,794thLargest Governments: 2,799thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,188thLowest Crime Rates: 4,323rdHighest Economic Output: 4,400thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,494thSmartest Citizens: 5,791stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,939thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,846thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,618thTop
Most Armed: 12,833rdLargest Publishing Industry: 17,285thMost Pro-Market: 20,511th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Depackya's influence in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Depackya lost the endorsement of The Union of West Heisen.
  • : Depackya withdrew its endorsement from The Union of West Heisen.
  • : Following new legislation in Depackya, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Mykhail Borisov's rear echelons.
  • : Following new legislation in Depackya, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Depackyan Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Depackya, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Depackya, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Depackya, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • : Following new legislation in Depackya, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Depackya voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Marrabuk".


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