Population | 42.704 billion |
Capital | Port Rosewood |
Leader | the Junta |
Faith | the Free Church of Densaner |
Currency | Penance |
Animal | Lynx |
The Union Republic of Densaner is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Junta with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.704 billion serfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Densanarian economy, worth an astonishing 15,537 trillion Penances a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 363,841 Penances, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, and blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.
Densaner is ranked 346,164th in the world and 130th in South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -44.54 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Densaner, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
- : Following new legislation in
Densaner, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
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Densaner updated the World Factbook entry in South Pacific.
- : Following new legislation in
Densaner, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen.
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Densaner lodged a message on the South Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Densaner changed the regional banner of South Pacific.
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Densaner altered the regional flag of South Pacific.
- : Following new legislation in
Densaner, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
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Densaner banned
The Democratic Republic of of Indian Lands from South Pacific.
- : Following new legislation in
Densaner, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 8 » Rongorongo,
Velarde,
South East Pacific Islands,
Americatain,
Dorig,
Republic of Sernia,
Guadalupador, and
Holly United.