by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Largest Mining Sector: 36thLargest Black Market: 96thMost Valuable International Artwork: 114th
The Union Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Tyrants fall in every foe.
Influence
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Kaiser Für Die Ewigkeit!
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Densaner

Population42.704 billion

CapitalPort Rosewood
Leaderthe Junta
Faiththe Free Church of Densaner

CurrencyPenance
AnimalLynx

The Union Republic of Densaner is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Junta with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.704 billion serfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Densanarian economy, worth an astonishing 15,537 trillion Penances a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 363,841 Penances, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, and blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.

Densaner is ranked 346,164th in the world and 130th in South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -44.54 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Top
1%
Largest Mining Sector: 36thLargest Black Market: 96thMost Valuable International Artwork: 114thMost Devout: 178thMost Subsidized Industry: 210thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 223rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 281stHighest Economic Output: 341stLargest Retail Industry: 353rdMost Corrupt Governments: 391stMost Avoided: 518thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 669thFattest Citizens: 696thMost Efficient Economies: 697thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 957thMost Influential: 1,119thLargest Populations: 1,209thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,323rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,692ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,078thMost Patriotic: 2,283rdLargest Governments: 2,497thLowest Crime Rates: 2,671stMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,834thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,063rdTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,865thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,089thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,615thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,983rdRudest Citizens: 8,197thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,324thNudest: 12,683rdMost Authoritarian: 13,026thTop
10%
Most Conservative: 27,803rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30,703rd
Top
1%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Densaner updated the World Factbook entry in South Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen.
  • : Densaner lodged a message on the South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Densaner changed the regional banner of South Pacific.
  • : Densaner altered the regional flag of South Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Densaner banned The Democratic Republic of of Indian Lands from South Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.

More...

Report