The Realms of Dennizona is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dennis Carpenter with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.089 billion Dennizonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dennizona City. The average income tax rate is 28.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dennizonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion Shinies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,009 Shinies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dennizona's national animal is the Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Various.

Dennizona is ranked 200,735^th in the world and 29^th in Mirror World for Most Primitive, scoring -110.38 on the Scary Big Number Scale.