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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,698thMost Income Equality: 33,221stBest Weather: 34,114th
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Denmark-Hanover

Population444 million

CapitalThe biggest City Denmark-Hanover

CurrencyKrona
AnimalDeer

The Kingdom of Denmark-Hanover is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, soft-spoken computers, and public floggings. The devout population of 444 million Denmark-Hanoverians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The biggest City Denmark-Hanover. The average income tax rate is 37.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Denmark-Hanoverian economy, worth 34.9 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 78,612 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

State officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Leader's portrait, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, and children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denmark-Hanover's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Denmark-Hanover is ranked 124,121st in the world and 2nd in Motricland for Smartest Citizens, with 32.87 quips per hour.

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Most Income Equality: 33,221stBest Weather: 34,114th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Denmark-Hanover was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Denmark-Hanover, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Denmark-Hanover, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
  • : Following new legislation in Denmark-Hanover, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Denmark-Hanover, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Leader's portrait.
  • : Following new legislation in Denmark-Hanover, confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them.
  • : Following new legislation in Denmark-Hanover, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet.
  • : Following new legislation in Denmark-Hanover, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
  • : Following new legislation in Denmark-Hanover, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Denmark-Hanover, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.

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