The Gay Chillroom of Dendrobium is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Primus Inter Pares with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.989 billion Dendrobiumians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dendrobium Amplium. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dendrobiumian economy, worth 261 trillion nobiles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 87,515 nobiles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, Primus Inter Pares's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, populations of two-headed giant atlas moths have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dendrobium's national animal is the giant atlas moth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Godsinianism.

Dendrobium is ranked 242,287^th in the world and 354^th in Thaecia for Most Armed, with 0.13 Weapons Per Person.