by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,263rdMost Pacifist: 4,237thMost Influential: 4,459th
The Gay Chillroom of
Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.989 billion

CapitalDendrobium Amplium
LeaderPrimus Inter Pares

Animalgiant atlas moth

The Gay Chillroom of Dendrobium is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Primus Inter Pares with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.989 billion Dendrobiumians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dendrobium Amplium. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dendrobiumian economy, worth 261 trillion nobiles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 87,515 nobiles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, Primus Inter Pares's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, populations of two-headed giant atlas moths have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dendrobium's national animal is the giant atlas moth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Godsinianism.

Dendrobium is ranked 242,287th in the world and 354th in Thaecia for Most Armed, with 0.13 Weapons Per Person.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,263rdMost Pacifist: 4,237thMost Influential: 4,459thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,612thSafest: 4,810thBest Weather: 5,304thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,442ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,830thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,684thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,743rdNicest Citizens: 6,980thMost Inclusive: 6,988thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,982ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,343rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,454thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,980thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,098thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,180thHealthiest Citizens: 9,365thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,688thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,126thMost Secular: 11,211thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,463rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,155thSmartest Citizens: 15,785thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,036thLargest Governments: 17,223rdMost Income Equality: 18,901stHighest Poor Incomes: 20,020thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,855thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,503rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,975th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionNudest: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionMost Secular: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionMost Income Equality: 32nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35th in the regionMost Stationary: 35th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 36th in the region

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