The Cowa Bunga people of Demonicarnation is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by GoatHead with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.275 billion Weirdos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pentagram. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weirdo economy, worth 661 trillion Sacrifices a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,334 Sacrifices, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, superfoods are often seen as supervillains, and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Demonicarnation's national animal is the Sacrificial Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Edgism.

Demonicarnation is ranked 2,479^th in the world and 7^th in United Kingdom for Most Secular, with 99.08 Atheism Rate.