The People's Republic of Democratic Sri Lanka is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 3.412 billion Democratic Sri Lankans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 37.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Democratic Sri Lankan economy, worth 31.3 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,176 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Sri Lanka's national animal is the lion.

Democratic Sri Lanka is ranked 115,377^th in the world and 30^th in Mrs Doubtfire for Safest, scoring 78.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.