| Population | 37.51 billion |
| Capital | Viconia |
| Leader | Secretary General Thomas Mills |
| Currency | DC Credit |
| Animal | Amber Hawk |
The Federated Union of Democratic Colonies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Secretary General Thomas Mills with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 37.51 billion Colonials have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viconia. The average income tax rate is 5.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Colonial economy, worth a remarkable 7,850 trillion DC Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 209,293 DC Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Colonies's national animal is the Amber Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Democratic Colonies is ranked 217,971st in the world and 11th in Greater Prussia for Most Devout, with 2.64 Prayers Per Hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Democratic Colonies, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, DC-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
