The Federated Union of Democratic Colonies is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Secretary General Thomas Mills with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 38.368 billion Colonials are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viconia. The average income tax rate is 19.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colonial economy, worth a remarkable 8,158 trillion DC Credits a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 212,635 DC Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-DC Credit mansions, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, and organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Colonies's national animal is the Amber Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Democratic Colonies is ranked 2,611^th in the world and 2^nd in Greater Prussia for Healthiest Citizens, with 23.63 Bananas Ingested Per Day.