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Largest Publishing Industry: 123rdLargest Populations: 144thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 264th
The Federated Union of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Life is Short, Honour is Eternal
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Democratic Colonies

Population39.169 billion

CapitalViconia
LeaderSecretary General Thomas Mills

CurrencyDC Dollar
AnimalAmber Hawk

The Federated Union of Democratic Colonies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Secretary General Thomas Mills with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 39.169 billion Colonials have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viconia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Colonial economy, worth a remarkable 8,640 trillion DC Dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,587 DC Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

People who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Secretary General Thomas Mills's office. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Colonies's national animal is the Amber Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Democratic Colonies is ranked 12,266th in the world and 2nd in Greater Prussia for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,590.15 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 123rdLargest Populations: 144thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 264thHighest Economic Output: 670thMost Cheerful Citizens: 807thSmartest Citizens: 1,395thMost Developed: 1,883rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,078thMost Cultured: 2,162ndTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,482ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,731stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,772ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,853rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,970thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,488thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,929thMost Efficient Economies: 4,053rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,565thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,939thHighest Average Incomes: 5,014thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,300thMost Inclusive: 6,824thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,883rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,963rdMost Secular: 7,535thLowest Crime Rates: 7,821stMost Influential: 8,039thMost Stationary: 8,955thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,185thSafest: 11,413thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,266thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,937thLargest Mining Sector: 13,321stLargest Governments: 13,699thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,669thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,609thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,433rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,273rdLargest Welfare Programs: 22,730th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Secretary General Thomas Mills's office.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Democratic Colonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, calling dibs is an unalienable right.

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