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Most Primitive: 2,910thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,493rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,144th
The Zocran Archduchy of
Moralistic Democracy
Seek Prosperity, and you shall find it.
Influence
Dominator
Governor / CEO
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Delva

Population8.559 billion

CapitalJosephtown
LeaderArchduke Hans Gütfeldt III
FaithHansism

Currencymali
AnimalAntelope

The Zocran Archduchy of Delva is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Archduke Hans Gütfeldt III with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.559 billion Delvans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Education, although Spirituality, Public Transport, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Josephtown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.5%.

The thriving Delvan economy, worth 323 trillion malis a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,754 malis, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Chemically brainwashed citizens praise Archduke Hans Gütfeldt III's name on an hourly basis, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Delva's national animal is the Antelope, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hansism.

Delva is ranked 40,192nd in the world and 1st in UAResearchLabs for Most Stationary, with 1,127.14679251448 days.

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Most Primitive: 2,910thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,493rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,144thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,256thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,505th

National Happenings

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  • : Delva was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Delva was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Delva was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Delva was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Delva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Delva, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'.
  • : Following new legislation in Delva, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in Delva, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
  • : Following new legislation in Delva, chemically brainwashed citizens praise Archduke Hans Gütfeldt III's name on an hourly basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Delva, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.

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