by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,845th Largest Insurance Industry: 7,416th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,702nd
The Oppressed Peoples of
Father Knows Best State
We vote so that others do not have to
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.598 billion

CapitalA Closet in the World Government HQ


The Oppressed Peoples of Delegateland is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.598 billion Delegates are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Closet in the World Government HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The strong Delagation economy, worth 147 trillion Votes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 56,729 Votes, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

A large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, prison overcrowding is being addressed with a series of short sharp shocks, and foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Delegateland's national animal is the Coward, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Delegateland is ranked 70,656th in the world and 3rd in Imperial Coalition of Nations for Highest Drug Use, scoring 63.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,845thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,416thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,702nd

National Happenings

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