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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 358thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 373rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 409th
The Dead Meme of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I hate mondays
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dekks

Population10.595 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderGarfield
FaithExistential Crisis

CurrencyLasagna
AnimalJon

The Dead Meme of Dekks is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Garfield with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.595 billion Odie Haters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 88.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dekksian economy, worth a remarkable 4,769 trillion Lasagnas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 450,175 Lasagnas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dekks's national animal is the Jon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Existential Crisis.

Dekks is ranked 191,880th in the world and 153rd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Stationary, with 58.92702478668 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 358thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 373rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 409thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 493rdMost Secular: 499thHighest Average Incomes: 704thLargest Black Market: 725thFattest Citizens: 770thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 897thMost Avoided: 937thLargest Mining Sector: 998thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,030thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,157thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,551stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,553rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,624thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,659thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,185thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,387thMost Efficient Economies: 2,464thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,160thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,289thRudest Citizens: 3,433rdMost Patriotic: 3,489thHighest Economic Output: 3,597thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,678thLargest Governments: 3,929thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,488thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,222ndSmartest Citizens: 5,290thNudest: 5,955thMost Armed: 5,965thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,217thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,842ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,901stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,281stTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,705thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,645thMost Conservative: 21,491stLowest Crime Rates: 26,286th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 21st in the region

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