by Max Barry

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The Cocoon Pokemon of
Authoritarian Democracy
#0011
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Average

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Defending Metapod

Population5.707 billion

CurrencyPokedollar
AnimalMetapod

The Cocoon Pokemon of Defending Metapod is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 5.707 billion Metapods are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 49.1%.

The large but underdeveloped Metapod economy, worth 220 trillion Pokedollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,704 Pokedollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, and the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Defending Metapod's national animal is the Metapod, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Defending Metapod is ranked 305,735th in the world and 4,865th in Artificial Solar System for Nudest, with 11.25 cheeks per square mile.

Top
5%
Most Beautiful Environments: 208th in the regionTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 274th in the regionLargest Black Market: 373rd in the regionBest Weather: 402nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Defending Metapod's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Defending Metapod, the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!".
  • : Following new legislation in Defending Metapod, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
  • : Following new legislation in Defending Metapod, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
  • : Following new legislation in Defending Metapod, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions.
  • : Following new legislation in Defending Metapod, glamping Metapods won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Defending Metapod, the nation's spies are always on break time.
  • : Following new legislation in Defending Metapod, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Defending Metapod, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Defending Metapod, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason.

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