The Disputed Territories of Dean Alfange is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 13.253 billion Dean Alfangeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 28.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dean Alfangean economy, worth 703 trillion Deneroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,088 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Economists claim no news is good news, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, the world outside is only known of in folklore, and religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dean Alfange's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dean Alfange is ranked 270,589^th in the world and 30^th in The Gallery for Most Extreme, scoring 7.82 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.